Because this is our one chance to fit in with society! Our one chance to prove to girls that we aren't just useless NEETs and I don't want you messing it up!

[Todomatsu hisses that, and he walks over to pick the acceptance note back up, re-reading it as if he needs to make sure they're here legitimately and it wasn't just some weird mistake.]

So no talking about boobs, or butts, or dicks or begging for money or asking if a girl wants to go to the races with you or play at pachinko and you can't ask anyone for any porn mags or DVDs or--

[You get the gist.]