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underlockandkey2018-06-24 04:59 pm
TDM #2
This is the Test Drive Meme for the first full round of Lockdown! If you're interested in joining us, aren't sure, or just want to get a taste of the game itself, this is the place to experience it!
If you have any questions, your mods
And as always, the test drive can be used for your application sample. So go wild.
▸Orientation.
The sound of a chirpy alarm wakes you. To turn it off, you’ll realize that it’s flashing 6:30 A.M. brightly on its digital display. It’s not yours. Luckily it’s not hard to turn off. Some of you may recognize the room you wake up in-- to some extent. It’s decorated as a school dormitory, but it’s made for only one. Whether you’ve been here before or not, if you look, it won’t be difficult to find your answers.
An acceptance letter to Fayflower University sits atop the desk, stating that you have been chosen as an Apprentice of something or other-- a member of the first class since the program’s restructure. Some of your classmates, or perhaps even you yourself, have come here having already taken the school’s entrance exam. Others may not. The recruiting process is never a simple one. You may have just caught their eye now.
There’s also a unique looking fitbit attached to your wrist now. It won’t come off, no matter what you try. You can also find a tablet next to your acceptance letter. You can’t download apps, but there are a handful already programmed on it. It might come in handy.
Whatever your particular case is, now would be an excellent time to take a look around the dormitory and meet the others who will be in your “class”. Maybe someone with some experience can enlighten you to what’s going on here-- or maybe you’d just like someone as clueless as you to yell and cry with.
▸Faculty Office Consultation.
You may have one or several bones to pick with the individuals responsible for bringing you here. Well the Faculty Office is open! You’re more than welcome to introduce yourself and get to the heart of the matter with them. What kind of answers they may give you though...
Unfortunately the man you'll get, whether you know him yet or not, is Oswald Hale.
Or if you’re feeling particularly naughty... you and your fellow Apprentices may feel like snooping around when the staff is out. Be careful though... wouldn’t want to get caught now, would you?
▸Bulletin Board.
In the dorm’s common area, there’s a giant corkboard plastered onto one of the walls. There’s a small banner at the top that reads, “BULLETIN BOARD”. Here’s the perfect place for all your flyers, artwork, or discussion that you’d like to keep off of the tablets. There are some things that technology can’t always emulate, after all.
This would also be a good place to start for those of you who are interested in creating a club of some sort! This is a university, after all, and what’s a university without student-run organizations? You’ve got downtime in between murders, so a little fun can’t hurt anyone...right?
▸Fitness Test.
There’s a track, if you look around hard enough, and positioned at the starting line is a clock. Right now, it reads: 00:00:0000. But as you approach, your fitbit provides a prompt… somehow. Were fitbits always able to do this and you just never realized it? But at any rate, the prompt is a simple text with, “BEAT THE CLOCK?”
You can grab others to race if beating the clock is not your style, or if you choose to accept the challenge, the timer will automatically set to 00:00:5500. Once you start running, it will begin to count down. If you beat the clock, it will reset and immediately start counting down again. A successful race will read, “PHYSICALLY FIT” on the fitbit.
However, on your first failure, you will get the error message, “FODDER”.
Anyway, good luck running a 3 min 40 second mile. Totally doable. (not really doable)
▸TEST TIME.
Did you think you would survive this without a murder? No of course not. There’s always murder. Maybe it’s someone you were close to... or maybe it was someone you’ve had a few quarrels with (...are some people looking at you a little differently?)-- either way it’s your job to uncover the truth.
But working together with everyone... can you say you really trust everyone anymore?
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What are ya talkin' about? You just don't know a good dick when ya see it!
[ STOP TALKING ]
Besides, it's not about how it looks! It's about all the soul that went into it! [ he says about dick art ] What, did you want the Mona Lisa or something? [ that's not the point ]
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[ not that he's seen like an abundant number of dicks or anything. ]
My concern, however, was not the quality. As I said, I don't believe this is the appropriate venue for such things. I expect this was meant to be a repository for information sharing.
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[ Congratulations! Oso's offended now! ]
Well, I'm sorry for not being Da Vinni! [ Da Vinci. ]
And I am sharing info! Did you even see this?! [ Oso just yoinks the suggestion for 'Ass University' off the board and, assuming he can reach, shoves it in Connor's face. ] This is prime info right here! [ No it isn't. ]
[ ...but what about the dick oso. ]
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[ honestly it's probably better they're not talking about dicks anymore. ]
That is a pointless petition.
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[ Okay, Osomatsu's just giving you this look. Exactly this look. ]
...Sheesh. Why don't you grow a sense of humour or somethin'?
[ Maybe he would if you would just get that piece of paper out of his face. ]
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[ he's just giving him shit he knows all kinds of high level conversational tools, like sarcasm! and irony! ]
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Wait... programmed?! Mission?!
[ Guess who didn't know Connor was an android. Because of course he didn't. Oso drops the paper in shock. ]
Are you like... some kinda robot?! [ are you serious oso you didn't know? ]
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[ he's a little surprised really?? it's not like he's human-passing or anything he's got his LED right there. ]
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[ To be fair, Osomatsu is kinda dense when it comes realizing something's off. Just ask Ichimatsu. And Karamatsu. ]
Sooo...
Do you have a dick?
[ OF COURSE THAT'S HIS FIRST QUESTION ]
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Yes. And it's much better rendered than your picture.
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My dicks aren't meant to be accurate! It's just art! [ goddamnit we've gone back to dicks again ]
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[ admire dicks on your own time. ]
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[ "hey baby wanna come see my dick...........s" ]
Or find another place. We should take care of our communal areas.
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[ Oso just starts pouting. Yep, this NEET's an adult, apparently. ]
Whatever.
...What do ya even have a dick for, anyways? [ you're the one who brought it up you dipshit ] It's not like you're ever gonna find a use for it!
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The ability to have intercourse is a standard feature on adult-aged androids. There are a number of humans who apparently prefer it.
[ he's not even embarrassed. he might as well be telling you how much RAM they put in him. ]
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...robots can fuck?
[ You didn't even figure that out? ]
Are you... from the future? [ wait you're only asking that after you learnt that androids can fuck what is wrong with you ]
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[ this is so illogical. ]
I suppose it depends on what your idea of the future is. It was 2038 before I came here. But for the record, robots have been "fuckable" for over a decade now.
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[ To be fair, he didn't realize Connor was an android until not too long ago. But yeah his priorities are fucked. ]
So you're from the future? So cool~! [ how did oso go from pissy to gushy in less than 3 seconds ]
So in the future, I can fuck robots? [ what is this conversation ]
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[ why are they talking about this ]
That's not really relevant to the bulletin board.
[ he wants to solve this problem!!!! he has a very focused attitude about solving problems. ]
Can you please take these pictures somewhere else?
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YEEEEEES I get to fuck robots in the future~! [ sorry connor but oso's distracted by robot sex ]
i'm so sorry
[ ...hold on ]
Wait! That means I gotta wait over 20 years before I get to have sex with robots! That's bullcrap!
...Hey, since you're here, do time machines exist?
[ goddamnit why ]
Rip both of them murdered for shitposting
[ you know what? Fine - he reaches over and pulls the dick drawing off the board and hands it to oso. ]
Take it somewhere else.
rest in piss
...Ya know what! Fine! Whatever!
[ Congrats you actually managed to get Osomatsu to listen to you. He just grumpily takes the dick art off Connor's hands. ]
Maybe I'll find somebody else who appreciates my art! [ ART IS NOT CRAPPY DICKS OSO ]
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[ mission successful. now they can get to the good stuff: ]
Was there anything on the board before you put that up?
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